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Ninja Magic

from Mom Fears My Demos by Michael Hahn

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a true story
circa 2006

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go fucking sit down, there's something i've got to say
i know you won't like it, but the truth hurts that way... yeah
just give me a second, i want to make sure this comes out right...
okay:

i never believed you broke those bricks with your mind... yeah
i know you saw my shadow when i crept up from behind...
i know you're not psychic and you're totally a douche for saying so.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE JUST A BASTARD SON
I KNOW YOU WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE
BUT NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH

i'm embarassed as hell, but now i have to admit
a redneck ninja ruined my credit... yeah

I NEVER WENT OUT WHEN YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN
BUT YOU WERE BRAGGING AND BOASTING LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN
BUT NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH

THE BOTTLE TRICK WAS YOUR LAMEST BIT
YOU'RE NOT CHANNELING CHI, YOU'RE CHANNELING BULLSHIT
CAUSE NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH

HE TOOK MY HOUSE, AND HE TOOK MY CAR
HE TOOK MY GIRL, I DIDN'T MIND THAT PART
BUT THEN HE TOOK MY GUITAR... YEAH

REDNECK NINJA
REDNECK NINJA
STUPID REDNECK
NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
BITE IT.

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from Mom Fears My Demos, released April 12, 2015
music and lyrics by M. Hahn

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Michael Hahn Kennett Square, Pennsylvania

Michael Hahn is a singer, songwriter, sound designer, and recording engineer from Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. In his music he explores humor, love, loss, vulnerability, anger, and hope. Follow "Mom Fears My Music" on Facebook and Instagram.

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