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if we act like a zipper
then we'll get there quicker
just merge
just merge
just fucking merge
it's not that hard
you daft motherfucker
just merge
just merge
just merge

they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then you get to go

merge
just fucking merge
just fucking merge
it's not that hard
you daft motherfucker
just merge
just merge
just fucking merge
if we act like a zipper
then we'll get there quicker

don't change lanes
until you run out of room
stop moving over when you see the first sign
merge
just fucking merge
just fucking merge
it's not that hard
you daft motherfucker
just merge
just merge
just fucking merge
if we act like a zipper
then we'll get there quicker

they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then we go
then they go, then you go

just merge
just fucking merge
just fucking merge
it's not that hard
you daft motherfucker
just merge
just merge
just fucking merge
when we act like a zipper
we get there quicker

don't you merge
until you run out of room
when you get over
it just backs everybody up
and then people feel like assholes
because they don't want to pull in the right lane
but if we all just spread out
we'll get there quicker

merge

if you act like a zipper
we gonna get there quicker
just act like a zipper
and we'll get there quicker
just act like a zipper
and we'll get there quicker
don't believe me?
try and zip up one side of your fly

merge
just fucking merge
just merge
it's not that hard
you daft motherfucker
just merge
just merge
just fucking merge
when we act like a zipper
we gonna get there quicker

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from Song​-​A​-​Day May, Volume VI: Love Letters & Anthems, released June 9, 2021
music and lyrics by m. hahn

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Michael Hahn Kennett Square, Pennsylvania

Michael Hahn is a singer, songwriter, sound designer, and recording engineer from Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. In his music he explores humor, love, loss, vulnerability, anger, and hope. Follow "Mom Fears My Music" on Facebook and Instagram.

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