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(for the real pizza lovers)

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i work hard all day
party hard at night
yes i like to drink my beer
because it makes me feel alright
when it's time to sit down
with the perfect meal to match
i only want that new york style
pie in my face-snatch

if you can't fold your pizza
then it's trash
if you're using a knife and fork
then you may as well eat my ass
pizza is meant as a walking snack
or a hangover cure
so i ain't dealing with this
deep dish bullshit anymore

i know some pizza fans
won't relate to this at all
but i have less need for them
then i have for my left ball
you can put pineapple up on top
but that slice still has to fold
you can put anchovies on that bitch
and you can even eat it cold

if you can't fold your pizza
then it's trash
if you're using a knife and fork
then you may as well eat my ass
pizza is meant as a walking snack
or a hangover cure
so i ain't dealing with this
deep dish bullshit anymore

i can dig on a thick-ass crust
and you know that toppings are a must
but if you want to experience true pie lust
you need a foldable slice that you can trust

if you can't fold your pizza
then it's trash
if you're using a knife and fork
then you may as well eat my ass
pizza is meant as a walking snack
or a hangover cure
and yeah, it's okay to like things

but i ain't dealing with this
deep dish bullshit anymore

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from Song​-​A​-​Day May, Volume VI: Love Letters & Anthems, released June 9, 2021
music and lyrics by m. hahn

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Michael Hahn Kennett Square, Pennsylvania

Michael Hahn is a singer, songwriter, sound designer, and recording engineer from Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. In his music he explores humor, love, loss, vulnerability, anger, and hope. Follow "Mom Fears My Music" on Facebook and Instagram.

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