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(for the mornings)

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don't touch ma dick
i never thought i would say these words but
don't touch ma dick
i know you're crazy horny, baby, but
don't touch ma dick
it's first thing in the morning, honey,
and i really have to pee
so don't touch ma dick

you know i know you look so fine
bedhead and morning breath i do not mind
you smile at me and move to snuggle in right quick
your frozen hand comes close no

don't touch ma dick
i can't believe i'm saying this but
don't touch ma dick
you're a super hornball, babe, but
don't touch ma dick
i drank a lot of beer last night and
now i really have to pee
so don't touch ma dick

i'm gonna come back in a bit
i just gotta pee right quick
i'm coming right back in a bit
i just gotta release

don't touch ma dick
i never thought i would say these words but
don't touch ma dick
i know you're crazy horny, baby, but
don't touch ma dick
it's first thing in the morning, honey
and i really have to pee
so don't touch ma dick

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from Song​-​A​-​Day May, Volume VI: Love Letters & Anthems, released June 9, 2021
music and lyrics by m. hahn

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Michael Hahn Kennett Square, Pennsylvania

Michael Hahn is a singer, songwriter, sound designer, and recording engineer from Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. In his music he explores humor, love, loss, vulnerability, anger, and hope. Follow "Mom Fears My Music" on Facebook and Instagram.

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