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Song-A-Day May is my attempt to write a song every day for a month. Check out youtube.com/mymomfearsmymusic for the videos. Find Mom Fears My Music on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

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released June 9, 2017

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Michael Hahn is a singer, songwriter, sound designer, and recording engineer from Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. In his music he explores humor, love, loss, vulnerability, anger, and hope. Follow "Mom Fears My Music" on Facebook and Instagram.

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Track Name: Welcome Back
Welcome back to Song-A-Day May
31 more songs in 31 days
Welcome back to Song-A-Day May
I know I said I wouldn't do it but this time
I'm doing it for Jeremy

I know this song sounds familiar
But it's the third time that I've used it
And that makes it funny
But I will change it up today
And rock out for Jeremy

Welcome back to Song-A-Day May
Yeah I'm plugging in but don't expect this level of production every day
Welcome back to Song-A-Day May
Where I write, revise, record or ruin a new song every day

And if you're new to this project
You can click on this link and see last year's playlist
And if you buy last year's CD
It will help because I'm unemployed
If not, that's fine, fuck it

Welcome back to Song-A-Day May
By now you should know to expect a little pro-fucking-fanity
Welcome back to Song-A-Day May
Let's rock out a little bridge before we go back to the refrain

Welcome back to Song-A-Day May
Where I write, revise, record or reuse a lyric every day
Welcome back to Song-A-Day May
Yeah it's time to make some music and if it sucks
Just blame Jeremy
Track Name: Track 2
This is the second track
Not as good as the first track
But you gotta keep the energy moving
This is the second track
Not as cool as the first track
You gotta keep up the momentum
Never go

SLOW
GENERIC THING ABOUT FORWARD MOTION
NOW SAY 'ROLL'
GENERIC THING ABOUT MOVIN'
MOVIN' YEAH

This track has got to rock
But don't can't rock too much
Because you can't outshine the opener
This track has got to pop pop
Keep the excitement up up
Especially because the third track is gonna be

SLOW
GENERIC THING ABOUT FORWARD MOTION
NOW SAY 'ROLL'
GENERIC THING ABOUT MOVIN'
MOVIN' YEAH

NEVER GO SLOW
GENERIC THING ABOUT FORWARD MOTION
NOW SAY 'ROLL'
GENERIC THING ABOUT MOVIN'
MOVIN' YEAH
Track Name: Everything Sucks (And Nothing is Awesome)
Everything sucks and nothing is awesome, yeah
Everything sucks and nothing is awesome, yeah

On the surface I seem happy
Inside it's a different scene
This world certainly has it's moments
But my joy is few and far between

Everything sucks and nothing is awesome, yeah
Everything sucks and nothing is awesome, yeah

Will it ever be the way it was?
Will this feeling go away?
Am I doomed to just repeat every mistake?
Do I deserve to be this way?

I try to control my anger
But it's buried deep inside
And it's eating me alive
I try to disguise my pain
But there's only so long
I can hide behind this smile

Everything sucks and nothing is awesome, yeah
Everything sucks and nothing is awesome, yeah
Track Name: The Ballad of Unkar Plutt
Strap yourself in for another Star Wars prediction
But this might not be what you think
See, I know Snoke is an ancient evil
From the unknown regions
And Rey isn't related to Luke or Obi-Wan

AND UNKAR PLUTT IS A GOOD GUY
UNKAR PLUTT IS A GOOD GUY, SECRET GOOD GUY
UNKAR PLUTT IS A GUARDIAN OF THE WHILLS
AND HE'S WATCHING OVER THE PADAWAN
OF THE LAST JEDI

Watch the film again with this seed in your mind
And see Unkar's only strict he's never cruel
He's there to keep Rey hidden from the First Order
He only wanted to take the droid to keep her safe

BECAUSE UNKAR PLUTT IS A GOOD GUY
UNKAR PLUTT IS A GOOD GUY, SECRET GOOD GUY
UNKAR PLUTT IS A GUARDIAN OF THE WHILLS
AND HE'S WATCHING OVER THE PADAWAN
OF THE LAST JEDI

Or maybe I just don't believe
That Simon Pegg could ever be
The actor beneath such villany
Because he'll always be
Shaun of the Dead to me
Track Name: Go Home
Jeremy, please go home
Your shift ended an hour ago
And I know you want to help
And I appreciate you
But your personal time
Is also important to me

Jeremy, please go home
I said you could leave an hour ago
And I know you're helping out
And I appreciate you
But don't forget
You're not paid hourly

Don't forget that you're salary
No overtime for you
Go home, go home...

Jeremy, please go home
You were supposed to leave an hour ago
Jeremy, please go home
You're a valuable craftsman but you've got to go

Nothing would get done without you
Track Name: Blow Blow Thou Winter Wind
Blow blow thou winter wind
Thou art not so unkind
As man's ingratitude
Thy tooth is not so keen
Because thou art not seen
Although thy breath be rude

And sing "hey ho, hey ho"
Unto the green holly
Most friendship is feigning
Most loving mere folly
And sing "hey ho the holly"
This life is most jolly

Freeze freeze thou bitter sky
Thou dost not bite so nigh
As benefits forgot
Though thou thy waters warp
Thy sting is not so sharp
As friend remembered not

And sing "hey ho, hey ho"
Unto the green holly
Most friendship is feigning
Most loving mere folly
And sing "hey ho the holly"
This life is most jolly
Track Name: Yippee Ki-Yay
I'd walk through glass to get to you
I'd walk through glass to get to you
I came to LA to get my wife back
I didn't know I'd have to stop a terrorist attack
So come on

I'd walk through glass to get to you
I'd walk through glass to get to you
Sgt. Al Powell, man, you best believe
This isn't how I thought I'd spend my Christmas Eve,
So come on

I'd walk through glass to get to you
I'd walk through glass to get to you
I'm sure next year will be very nice
How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
So come on

I'd walk through glass to get to you
I'd walk through glass to get to you
Don't worry, Holly, my heart's not on fire
But it's gonna need a paint job and a shitload of screen doors
So come on
Track Name: Portrait
I saw your picture and I nearly lost my mind
I saw your picture, yeah, now I know that she was right
Oh my girl, why'd you do this to me?
Of all the fools in the world you sent it to me
And I don't think that I am ready to be
The only one who knows your game
I saw your picture!

I saw that picture, and I had to look away
I saw that picture, yeah, worth 1000 words they say
But now I'm not sure where to take it from here
A little nervous that your true intentions are clear
And I don't know if this is what you wanted to hear
But I don't wanna be that man
I saw your picture!

I saw your picture and I nearly started to cry
Oh girl that picture, yeah, threw my hands up and asked 'why?'
A little part of me wants to see it again
And yeah, I might have sent it to a few of my friends
Did you seriously just send it again?
Now I don't know what to do
I saw your picture!
Track Name: In My Heart
I know you'll be there for me
Because you'll always be in my heart
But you'll be my friend all here
All day, all day

I'm excited for
Every holiday
Every holiday
Because I get to spend time with my family
And they're awesome and with you
You're always gonna be with me
Cause you're always gonna be in my heart

I love you all of the - uh
Time but I still love you
You'll still be in my heart
Because you'll still be with me
I'm gonna be with you
All I'm gonna be with you is nice
So you'll have to be with me
Be with me
Be with me
So I can
make up the songs
that I can sing
In front of people

You'll always be my friend
Be my friend
Be.... a friend
Because you'll always be
Because you'll always be in my heart.
Track Name: 33%
33 percent of the songs are done
33 percent and we're still having fun
I'm actually amazed that people are still listening
But hey if it ain't broke then don't break it more
I've got a few surprises left in store
Like me and that mean guy made up
And now we're best friends - hit it, pal

NO! YOU SUCK! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
THESE PEOPLE ONLY CAME HERE TO WATCH ME ROCK!
NOBODY LIKES YOU AND YOU KNOW I'M NOT WRONG!
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE MAKING THESE LAME SONGS!

Okay, that's not the verse we discussed
Don't worry about me, I don't care if you cuss
But I should let you know there are children listening

OH, I'M SORRY! YOU PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE!
YOUR WHINING, YOUR CRYING GIVES ME A HEADACHE!
WE KNOW YOU'LL NEVER LAST THREE MORE WEEKS!
YOU'RE OUT OF IDEAS YOU BIG, FAT FREAK!

Okay, you promised that you wouldn't be mean
AND YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WOULDN'T SUCK!
That's it, I'm leaving. I'll be back in ten days
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT!
Track Name: Smooth As Cake
Long ago about a mile from here
We tried to make a friendly atmosphere
People smiling and high-fiving all day
Do it for the love because it ain't for the pay

LIFE IS BEST WHEN YOU COLLABORATE
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 'BOUT MAKIN' MISTAKES
BECAUSE WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER
WE'RE SMOOTH AS CAKE

The struggle bus is pulling up outside
Nobody is stressing we're just taking a ride
I hope that you all feel the same as me
A team that sticks together is a family

LIFE IS BEST WHEN YOU COLLABORATE
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 'BOUT MAKIN' MISTAKES
BECAUSE WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER
WE'RE SMOOTH AS CAKE
Track Name: Move Over
Static and cold against me
Shrouding resentment under sympathy
The richest ground with barren seed
And I won't concede

Your shadow expands disguising your form
Eclipsing every incandescent source
You tower above uninspired and mean
And I won't concede

MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER NOW
MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER NOW

A star before dawn fell to me
Casting darkness on this troubled scene
The end that comes is meant to be
And I won't concede

MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER NOW
MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER NOW
MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER NOW
I HAD A MOMENT OF DOUBT THAT YOU TURNED AROUND
I HAD A MOMENT OF DOUBT THAT YOU TURNED AROUND
I HAD A MOMENT OF DOUBT THEN YOU TURNED AROUND
Track Name: Mother's Day (Clean)
I know it may seem like I'm getting soft
But I've got something sweet to say
Just wanted Jeremy to have a clean song
To play for his mom on Mother's Day...

For as long as I can remember
Momma, you've been my best friend
You let me make mistakes and helped me when I fell
Momma, you taught me to be a man

SORRY IT TOOK TOO LONG TO RECOGNIZE
ALL THE GOOD THAT YOU DO
AND EVERY DAY I THANK THE LORD
THAT I CAME OUT OF YOU

I didn't get you a card this year
Momma, it don't mean a thing
Instead I wrote you a song to hear
And had this sexy piece of man-meat sing

SORRY THAT IT TOOK SO LONG TO RECOGNIZE
ALL THE GREAT THINGS YOU DO
AND OF ALL OF DADDY'S MISTRESSES
I'M GLAD THAT HE PUT ME IN YOU

SORRY THAT IT TOOK TOO LONG TO RECOGNIZE
ALL THE GREAT THINGS YOU DO
I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE BUT I'M GLAD
THAT I SLID OUT OF YOU
YEAH I SLID OUT OF YOU
LIKE A SLOPPY SLIDE I SLID OUT OF YOU
I SLID OUT OF YOU
Track Name: Awa' Orcs Awa'
Our hearths flourish'd hot and bright,
And bonnie shone our jewels,
But orcs cam like an avalanche,
An collapsed a' oor tunnels.

Awa, orcs, awa!
Awa, orcs, awa!
Ye're but a pack o dirty beasts,
Ye'll do nae guid at a'.

Our ancient crown's fa'n in the dust,
May Khuldul blin' them wi the stoure o't,
An write their names in his just beuk,
Which th’ orcs hae no power o't!

Awa, orcs, awa!
Awa, orcs, awa!
Ye're but a pack o dirty beasts,
Ye'll do nae guid at a'.

Our sad decay in Khazak lands,
Surpasses my descriving,
The orc cam o'er us for a curse,
An we hae done wi thriving.

Awa, orcs, awa!
Awa, orcs, awa!
Ye're but a pack o dirty beasts,
Ye'll do nae guid at a'.

Grim Vengeance lang has taen a nap,
But we may see him waukin,
Khuldul grant the day when orcish heids,
Are hunted like a maukin!
Track Name: I Hate Your Friends
I HATE YOUR FRIENDS
AND I HATE YOU
AND I HATE MYSELF
AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

What do you want from me?
I’m just being honest
Don’t wanna lie to you
Don’t wanna sit with you
Don’t wanna talk to you
And don’t want a thing from you

I HATE YOUR FRIENDS
AND I HATE YOU
AND I HATE MYSELF
AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

What do you want from me?
I didn’t ask to be angry
I know it’s not your fault
You’re just trying to be human
Trying to include me

I HATE YOUR FRIENDS
AND I HATE YOU
AND I HATE MYSELF
AND THAT’S THE TRUTH
Track Name: No One Gets Left Behind
Maybe I could be a better man
Maybe I could have a stronger hand
Maybe this truth we can restore
Maybe I could make a better choice
Maybe I could finally raise my voice

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND NO MORE
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND NO MORE

Maybe everything is getting dark
Maybe it will let you see the spark
One thing is true forever more
Maybe I should never start a fight
Maybe I can’t help but do what’s right

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND NO MORE
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND NO MORE

Maybe everything I thought was true
Dissolved and scattered in the wake of you
One thing that I believe for sure

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND NO MORE
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND NO MORE
Track Name: Adrift
As I drift along this lonely sea
Counting every star that winks at me
When there’s light behind the dark
Shining silhouette for me
I try to dream

HOLD ME
HOLD ME WHILE I SLEEP
HOLD ME
HOLD ME WHILE I DREAM
ABOUT THE LIGHT BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN
HOLDING

Endless
Open
Shining bright
Halo sparks
Come to me

HOLD ME
HOLD ME WHILE I SLEEP
HOLD ME
HOLD ME WHILE I DREAM
ABOUT THE LIGHT BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN
WHAT COULD IT BE?
Track Name: Aliens
I say we take off
and nuke the entire site from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
these people are dead, Burke
I’m gonna make sure they nail your ass
right to the wall for this
right to the wall
Newt, my name is Newt
nobody calls me Rebecca
except for my brother
and he's dead (alright?)
can i go now?

HEY VASQUEZ, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
MISTAKEN FOR A MAN?
(no, have you?)
YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT AN
ANDROID BEING ON BOARD
(why not?)

i say we grease this
rat-fuck son of a bitch right now
he's dead, you're dog meat, pal
i like to keep this
handy for close encounters
(i heard that)

THEY MOSTLY COME AT NIGHT
MOSTLY
WE'RE ON AN EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL
GOING DOWN

get away from her, you bitch
we're in the pipe, five by five
get away from her, you bitch
why don't you put her in charge?
get away from her, you bitch
what do you mean "they" cut the power?
get away from her, you bitch
how could they cut the power, man, they're animals

GAME OVER
MAN
GAME OVER
Track Name: I Don't Wanna Give Up
What can I do
When the music and lyrics aren’t enough?
Can I lean on you
To be my harmony when things are tough?
I don’t want to waste this chance
But speaking up may cause an avalanche
I’ve got two cups - one is full
But the other is really comfortable

I DON’T WANNA GIVE UP
BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORK
I DON’T WANNA GIVE UP
BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORK

What can I do
When the timing of the beat just falls apart?
Can I follow you
While you’re pounding out the rhythm on a broken heart?
I don’t want to lose this chance
But keeping quiet is a pointless trance
I’ve got two faces - one is cool
But the other is just a fucking fool

I DON’T WANNA GIVE UP
BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORK
I DON’T WANNA GIVE UP
BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORK
I DON’T WANNA GIVE UP
BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORK
I DON’T WANNA GIVE UP
BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORK
Track Name: 66.6%
66.6%
THE TRUE TWO-THIRDS IS THE MARK OF THE DEVIL
66.6%
THE TRUE TWO-THIRDS IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST

Now it’s my time to shine
I scared that sissy away
Poor little pussy boy
He’s a poor excuse for a man anyway
You know I’ve come to rock out
And soon I’ll come to your town
Without that tubby bitch
I don’t have to tone it down

66.6%
THE TRUE TWO-THIRDS IS THE MARK OF THE DEVIL
66.6%
THE TRUE TWO-THIRDS IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST

And now I can’t believe it
I haven’t been interrupted
The fat man can’t interfere
This project now corrupted
I bring the darkness of pain
I bring the sadness of loss
I bring the power of evil
For all the wicked in us

66.6%
THE TRUE TWO-THIRDS IS THE MARK OF THE DEVIL
66.6%
THE TRUE TWO-THIRDS IS THE MARK OF
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
THE TRUE TWO-THIRDS IS THE MARK OF THE END

Awwwww YEAH!
I’m back motherfucker, welcome to the long summer
Got a ball so big that I had to buy a hummer
Just to keep it off the ground, I exaggerate
But at least I’m not a coward like you walking ‘round
Hiding pusillanimity under animosity
Like it was your fucking man boobs and a sweatshirt
And I guarantee your chubby feelings gonna get hurt
Gloves are off, now turn your head and cough
Now you know I’m robbing you like I was Bernie Madoff
Yeah that was a stretch, but I don’t give a shit
This is quite a lot of lyrics to be writing for this bit
Quick breathe before I hit it and quit
One thing I know is true
I won’t be bullied by you
I’ll tell you once more, maybe it will click
Be nice, mother fucker, or I’ll kick you in the dick
Track Name: Render
You rendered me out of moistened clay
My structure's integrity on display
Your pain shaped my body
Your hate, my face
But leaving me incomplete is my disgrace

You rendered me out of moistened clay
My structure's integrity on display
Your pain shaped my body
Your hate, my face
But leaving me incomplete is my disgrace

You rendered me out of more than clay
You rendered me out of more than clay
Track Name: Who's Pleasant Mien
Who’s pleasant mien
Brings peaceful light
To one who’s guard is down?

You know what I mean
I track the line
I follow you around

Who’s pleasant mien
Brings peaceful life
To one who’s guard is down?

Who’s cleanly scene
Brings thankful sighs
To one who’s lost control?

Who knows what I mean
I walk the line
And follow you around

Who’s pleasant mien
Gives me the right
To smile when I am down?
Track Name: Wawa Run
If you're feeling down...
And you don't know what to do...

I'M GOING ON A WAWA RUN
AND I AIN'T GONNA COMPROMISE
ON A MID-DAY BREAK
OR A LATE NIGHT RALLY
MY WAWA ALWAYS TREATS ME RIGHT

I'M GOING ON A WAWA RUN
AND I AIN'T GONNA COMPROMISE
DON'T WANT TO STOP QUICK
I DON'T WANT TO DASH IN
MY WAWA LET'S ME TAKE MY TIME

I’m back once again with a Wawa jam
For the snow goose lovers all across the land
If you wear maroon and black I treat you like my fam
Because the Wawa-losophy has made me who I am

Maybe you’re a doubter - look inside and see
That my local Wawa has everything I need
And if you’re looking for a lunch req, don’t ask me
Because there’s only one place that I will be

I'M GOING ON A WAWA RUN
AND I AIN'T GONNA COMPROMISE
GET MY FRESH-BREWED COFFEE
OR A SALTY SOFT PRETZEL
OR A HOAGIE THAT IS CLASSIC SIZE

I'M GOING ON A WAWA RUN
AND I AIN'T GONNA COMPROMISE
DON'T WANT NO SLURPEE
I DON'T WANT MCNUGGETS
I DON'T NEED NO CURLY FRIES

Get the best-brewed coffee in town
Or a tasty hoagie you can wrap your mouth around
Try a breakfast sandwich, a cool iced tea
Or the brand new citrus berry twist smoothie

Maybe you’re a hater - go inside and see
That my Wawa is convenient as can be
And don’t you even dare
Your boutique cannot compare
Because the seed of Dick Wood is
Spreading everywhere

I'M GOING ON A WAWA RUN
AND I AIN'T GONNA COMPROMISE
ON A MID-DAY BREAK
OR A LATE NIGHT RALLY
MY WAWA ALWAYS TREATS ME RIGHT

I'M GOING ON A WAWA RUN
AND I AIN'T GONNA COMPROMISE
DON'T WANT TO STOP QUICK
I DON'T WANT TO DASH IN
MY WAWA LET'S ME TAKE MY TIME

Bring back homestyle roast beef
Bring back homestyle roast beef
Bring back homestyle roast beef
Because the needless absence
of my favorite sandwich brings grief (X2)

I'M GOING ON A WAWA RUN
AND I AIN'T GONNA COMPROMISE
STORE 170
IS SELLING BEER TO GO
EVEN THOUGH IT’S ON THE PA LINE

I'M GOING ON A WAWA RUN
AND I AIN'T GONNA COMPROMISE
A ONE-STOP SHOP
A SOUP AND SIDE WILL FILL ME UP
NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LITTLE RIDE
Track Name: Fraudulent Nihilist
You have a face for radio
And your patience is growing thin
You have the body of a pious man
But the heart of one who sins
I don't think you have much choice
The ceiling is caving in
Only you could get buried alive
And still think you may win

DON'T LIE. DON'T LIE. YOU TRIED.
DON'T LIE YOU TRIED AND THIS IS WHY

You have an air of carelessness
But inside you crave control
You sit around while it all burns
Hiding water in your soul
The earth turns for nothing
And no one plays their role
It may have been a great display
But two halves don't make you whole

DON'T LIE. DON'T LIE. YOU TRIED.
DON'T LIE YOU TRIED AND THIS IS WHY
DON'T LIE. DON'T LIE. YOU TRIED.
DON'T LIE YOU TRIED AND THIS IS WHY
Track Name: Judgmental Pricks
I don't want to be mistaken for somebody else
I don't want to see you hiding way up on the shelf
They shouldn't care if I grow my beard out thick
The way we treat each other just makes me sick
I don't want to have to walk away from you anymore
I don't think that I should pass out drunk on the floor

I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY
I'M NOT LIVING THIS LIFE FOR THEM
THEY'RE JUDGMENTAL PRICKS ANYWAY

I don't care if you don't like this song i wrote
I don't care if I go a little flat on a note
Maybe I should learn about what makes you tick
The way we treat each other just makes me sick
I don't want be scared to say "hi" anymore
I want the freedom to pass out drunk on the floor

I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY
I'M NOT LIVING THIS LIFE FOR THEM
THEY'RE JUDGMENTAL PRICKS ANYWAY
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY
I'M NOT LIVING THIS LIFE FOR THEM
THEY'RE JUDGMENTAL PRICKS ANYWAY
Track Name: The Great Beyond
High above the clouds I see
Endless possibilities
In the dark beyond lies eternity

Born to question why
Living through these mortal eyes
What becomes of dreams that die?

TAKING OFF DESPITE IMPOSSIBLE ODDS
FACING OFF AGAINST THE ANGRIEST GODS
I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN THE GREAT BEYOND

Tell them what they want to hear
Never making my plan clear
I go off again to face my fears

Terrified to leave this land
I will be the only man
Lost on purpose
That's just part of my plan

TAKING OFF DESPITE IMPOSSIBLE ODDS
FACING OFF AGAINST THE ANGRIEST GODS
I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN THE GREAT BEYOND

Goodbye
Goodbye
Track Name: Hiding in the Secret
When I want to be left alone
I have a super-secret place to call my own
Gonna run away and disappear
And they're never gonna know how far or near

I'M HIDING IN THE SECRET
I'M HIDING IN THE SECRET
I'M HIDING IN THE SECRET
WITH YOU

Where do I go when life is tough?
Where can I just be alone with my stuff?
Gonna have a secret rendezvous
With a bagel and my stuff, myself and you

CHORUS

Deep in the secret is where I stay
Because I don't wanna come out today
You can never be in the secret with me
Whether you eat wheat or you're gluten-free

CHORUS
Track Name: The Unbroken Octopus Man
I tear my flesh
A fresh new tear
Muted but screaming objections clear
You pulled me down
Just to watch me crawl
What twisted amusement must I befall?
i dig inside
To find the rhyme
And give no reason for why I cry
Now every would is pedestrian
Compared to the scars you left within

I REFUSE TO HIDE
MY HONOR BURNS FOR THE LIFE BACK
BE MY TIME CUT SHORT FOR RETRIBUTION
FIGHT BACK OR LIVE WITH THE REGRET
NOW I REFUSE TO HIDE

I cry your pardon
For what I do
I kept every picture I found of you
To feed my rage
My beaten soul
I lost every peace that I once controlled
My trust betrayed
My heart torn free
And clinging to threads of my sanity
Now every wound is pedestrian
Compared to the scars you left within

I REFUSE TO HIDE
MY HONOR BURNS FOR THE LIFE BACK
BE MY TIME CUT SHORT FOR RETRIBUTION
FIGHT BACK OR LIVE WITH THE REGRET
NOW I REFUSE TO HIDE

VERSE IS MY PROOF
THAT I’M UNBROKEN
MY THIRST FOR VENGEANCE
ONLY SAITED BY YOUR DOWNFALL
SOUND FAMILIAR?
YES, YOU TAUGHT ME WELL

And if my friends come back to me
Come back to me
TO ME
To me
TO ME
Track Name: One of 'Em Had to Suck
Here we stand at the end
31 songs done again
I'm thankful for the love you've shown
But let's just get through this song and smoke a bone

BECAUSE ONE OF 'EM HAD TO SUCK
AND I'M SORRY THIS IS THE ONE
BUT WE CAN STILL ATTEMPT TO HAVE SOME FUN
ONE OF 'EM HAD TO SUCK
AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE ONE
SO LET'S JUST BITE THE BULLET AND GET IT DONE

One chorus closer to the end
There will be no third verse, my friend
I had a few good songs this time around
And I'm sorry that I have to let Jeremy down

BUT ONE OF 'EM HAD TO SUCK
AND I THINK WE FOUND THE ONE
DON'T QUESTION IT - I KNOW I'M NOT WRONG
ONE OF 'EM HAD TO SUCK
AND IT'S NUMBER 31
MAYBE CHRIS CAN MAKE IT A BETTER SONG

ONE OF 'EM HAD TO SUCK
AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE ONE
SO LET'S JUST ROCK THE FUCK OUT AND BE DONE
ONE OF 'EM HAD TO SUCK
MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE ONE
BUT PLEASE BUY THE CD WHEN THE MIX IS DONE

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