Mom Fears My Demos

by Michael Hahn

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B-Sides, Demos, and Rarities from 1997 - 2008

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released April 12, 2015

Music & Lyrics by M. Hahn except track 1, 2, 3, 10 (music & lyrics by M. Hahn & B. Chase) and track 5 (music by M. Hahn and lyrics by A. Sykes)

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Mom Fears My Music Kennett Square, Pennsylvania

Michael Hahn is a singer, songwriter, sound designer, and recording engineer from Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. In his music he explores humor, love, loss, vulnerability, anger, and hope. Follow "Mom Fears My Music" on Facebook and Instagram.

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Track Name: Teamwork
teamwork
getting stuff done as a team
teamwork
teamwork
go team!
Track Name: Let's Smoke Some Weed
wake up in the morning and you gotta go to work
and you're bending over backwards just to satisfy some jerks
you need something in a bowl that will take it all away
frosted mini wheats ain't gonna do it today
put away the prozac forget about the six pack
i'm talking about something that will make you have a snack attack
it won't get you addicted you should never turn it down
it's the drug of choice for all the people in your town
so, oh

LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
BECAUSE YOUR JOB SUCKS
AND IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER

LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
BECAUSE LIFE SUCKS
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FEEL BETTER

bill collectors calling they caught up with me at last
and i tell them call me later because i'm out of fucking cash
i spent my last twenty dollars on a gram of THC
now i'm out of money but that don't bother me
so, oh

LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
BECAUSE YOUR JOB SUCKS
AND IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER

LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED
BECAUSE LIFE SUCKS
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FEEL BETTER
Track Name: Aliens (Live)
I say we take off
and nuke the entire site from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
these people are dead, Burke
I’m gonna make sure they nail you
right to the wall for this
right to the wall
Newt, my name is Newt
nobody calls me Rebecca
except for my brother
and he's dead (alright?)
can i go now?

HEY VASQUEZ, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
MISTAKEN FOR A MAN?
(no, have you?)
YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT AN
ANDROID BEING ON BOARD
(why not?)

i say we grease this
rat-fuck son of a bitch right now
he's dead, you're dog meat, pal
i like to keep this
handy for close encounters
(i heard that)

THEY MOSTLY COME AT NIGHT
MOSTLY
WE'RE ON AN EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL
GOING DOWN

get away from her, you bitch
we're in the pipe, five by five
get away from her, you bitch
why don't you put her in charge?
get away from her, you bitch
what do you mean "they" cut the power?
get away from her, you bitch
how could they cut the power, man, they're animals

GAME OVER
MAN
GAME OVER
Track Name: Minus One
[instrumental]
Track Name: Something Stepford
a hunter has you mounted on his wall, stuffed and fat
with the smell of woodchips
and moth balls on a plaque
with a name that is not mine

I heard it was lovely and all our friends were there
as the dove in white
flew into the arms of someone who is not me

A TROPHY WIFE HAS HER LEGS IN THE SAND
AND HER ROOTS DEEP IN SOMETHING STEPFORD

when you’re on the floor in tears
qhen you realize you’re alone
as your one face is smiling
the other is sulking with possibility
now, do you think of how it could have been?

I dream of you beaten down,
I dream of you in your bath
aching and crying my name
I know you must be missing me after all this time
you only think of him when you know
that it’s not me coming home

A TROPHY WIFE HAS HER LEGS IN THE SAND
AND HER ROOTS DEEP IN SOMETHING STEPFORD

I know, I know you think…
you must think of me
I have, I have seen you in my dreams
even when I am awake
I saw you today, but this time it was different

you’re so good at pretending, you almost looked so happy
you knew that I was there didn’t you?
i would bring you back from a life less us
now since I don’t think of you ever, really
i wouldn’t take you back if you asked me to
if you asked me to, if you asked me to

A TROPHY WIFE HAS HER LEGS IN THE SAND
AND HER ROOTS DEEP IN SOMETHING STEPFORD
Track Name: Own Me Total (Live)
let me fill you up until you can stand me no more
wait and see, could I be the one to help you through your life?
I don’t understand what I do to myself and to you
I finally found a way back inside

AND IF I GAVE IT ALL, I COULD NOT GET ENOUGH
AND SOMEDAY THIS ALL WILL END FOR US
I FINALLY FOUND A WAY BACK INSIDE

I just wanted to be your only
we’re nothing without each other
know that first, oh, you’re my drug
your comfort means nothing to me
my one and only love
I finally found a way back inside
I finally found a way back inside

AND IF I SAID IT ALL, I COULD NOT HIDE ENOUGH
AND SOMEDAY THIS ALL COMES TO AND END
AND IF I KILL MY FRIENDS, YOU STILL WOULDN’T FIND AN END
AND I STILL HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO PLAN
I FINALLY FOUND A WAY BACK INSIDE
I FINALLY FOUND A WAY BACK INSIDE

let me have the pleasure of knowing you love me
or can’t you bear to see me satisfied
oh, I just want you to love me even though I can’t
or won’t, love myself

HAVE I SAID ENOUGH?
WILL I STILL GET TO BE THERE FOR YOU
FOREVER UNTIL WE DIE?
I FINALLY FOUND A WAY BACK INSIDE
I FINALLY FOUND A WAY BACK INSIDE
Track Name: Ninja Magic
go fucking sit down, there's something i've got to say
i know you won't like it, but the truth hurts that way... yeah
just give me a second, i want to make sure this comes out right...
okay:

i never believed you broke those bricks with your mind... yeah
i know you saw my shadow when i crept up from behind...
i know you're not psychic and you're totally a douche for saying so.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE JUST A BASTARD SON
I KNOW YOU WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE
BUT NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH

i'm embarassed as hell, but now i have to admit
a redneck ninja ruined my credit... yeah

I NEVER WENT OUT WHEN YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN
BUT YOU WERE BRAGGING AND BOASTING LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN
BUT NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH

THE BOTTLE TRICK WAS YOUR LAMEST BIT
YOU'RE NOT CHANNELING CHI, YOU'RE CHANNELING BULLSHIT
CAUSE NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH

HE TOOK MY HOUSE, AND HE TOOK MY CAR
HE TOOK MY GIRL, I DIDN'T MIND THAT PART
BUT THEN HE TOOK MY GUITAR... YEAH

REDNECK NINJA
REDNECK NINJA
STUPID REDNECK
NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
BITE IT.
Track Name: Smoke (A Bowl in the Afternoon)
instrumental
Track Name: (New Wave) Angry Youth
angry youth what have you done?
gone and got (a) yourself a plastic gun
what do you intend to do?
gonna have some fun?

theologian, what can you teach me?
i already hate (distrust) everyone around me
what do you intend to do?
gonna have some fun?

CROWDED ROOMS CAN BE SO EMPTY
AND I FEEL SICK
CROWDED ROOMS CAN FEEL SO EMPTY
AND I FEEL SICK
CROWDED ROOMS CAN GET SO EMPTY
AND I FEEL SICK
SO WHAT IS LEFT FOR ME TO DO?
GONNA HAVE SOME FUN

angry youth what have you done?
gone and got (a) yourself a plastic gun
what do you intend to do?
gonna have some fun?

CROWDED ROOMS CAN BE SO EMPTY
AND I FEEL SICK
CROWDED ROOMS CAN FEEL SO EMPTY
AND I FEEL SICK
CROWDED ROOMS CAN GET SO EMPTY
AND I FEEL SICK
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FEEL SO EMPTY
AND I FEEL SICK
SO WHAT IS LEFT FOR ME TO DO?
GONNA HAVE SOME FUN

angry youth
wanna have some fun?
use a real gun
Track Name: I - V - IV
have you ever wondered why
all the songs on the radio sound so good?
it's almost like there is some secret
scientific formula to use for writing catchy tunes
it's three major chords that
make up perfect harmonic intervals
sound pleasing to the ear
songwriters use these chords because it's so
easy to write a melody (and harmony)

IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR

you don't care at all about the verse
so i'll play the chorus one more time

IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR

but you still gotta change it up for the bridge
you have to play a little different
and if you have a case of writer's block
just use the one five four
and you never know
(no, you never know)
no, you never know
(you might just write a hit like:)

today is the greatest day I've ever known
i don't wanna come back down from this cloud
it's better than the rest
do you have the time to listen to me whine?
i smell like a sound, i'm lost and i'm found
and i'm hungry like the wolf
for the one five four

IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
AND YOU NEVER KNOW
IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
AND YOU NEVER KNOW
IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
AND YOU NEVER KNOW
IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
AND YOU NEVER KNOW
IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
Track Name: The Happy Puppy Song
i will kill you
i will kill you
i will kill you
i will kill you

BUT I LOVE TO DANCE
AND I LOVE TO SING
AND I LOVE TO PLAY GUITAR
HAPPY PUPPIES DANCING EVERYWHERE
AND THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE
ALL THE HAPPY PUPPIES
MERRILY DANCING IN THE RAIN (oh yeah)
DOING THEIR HAPPY PUPPY DANCE
OF PAIN

i will kill you
i will kill you
i will kill you
i will kill you

BUT I LOVE TO DANCE
AND I LOVE TO SING
AND I LOVE TO PLAY GUITAR
HAPPY PUPPIES DANCING EVERYWHERE
AND THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE
ALL THE HAPPY PUPPIES
MERRILY DANCING IN THE RAIN (alright)
DOING THEIR HAPPY PUPPY DANCE
OF PAIN

all the happy puppies have died

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