Mom Fears My Demos

by Michael Hahn

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1.
Teamwork 00:06
teamwork getting stuff done as a team teamwork teamwork go team!
2.
wake up in the morning and you gotta go to work and you're bending over backwards just to satisfy some jerks you need something in a bowl that will take it all away frosted mini wheats ain't gonna do it today put away the prozac forget about the six pack i'm talking about something that will make you have a snack attack it won't get you addicted you should never turn it down it's the drug of choice for all the people in your town so, oh LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED BECAUSE YOUR JOB SUCKS AND IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED BECAUSE LIFE SUCKS YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FEEL BETTER bill collectors calling they caught up with me at last and i tell them call me later because i'm out of fucking cash i spent my last twenty dollars on a gram of THC now i'm out of money but that don't bother me so, oh LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED BECAUSE YOUR JOB SUCKS AND IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED BECAUSE LIFE SUCKS YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FEEL BETTER
3.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit it's the only way to be sure these people are dead, Burke I’m gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this right to the wall Newt, my name is Newt nobody calls me Rebecca except for my brother and he's dead (alright?) can i go now? HEY VASQUEZ, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MISTAKEN FOR A MAN? (no, have you?) YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT AN ANDROID BEING ON BOARD (why not?) i say we grease this rat-fuck son of a bitch right now he's dead, you're dog meat, pal i like to keep this handy for close encounters (i heard that) THEY MOSTLY COME AT NIGHT MOSTLY WE'RE ON AN EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL GOING DOWN get away from her, you bitch we're in the pipe, five by five get away from her, you bitch why don't you put her in charge? get away from her, you bitch what do you mean "they" cut the power? get away from her, you bitch how could they cut the power, man, they're animals GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
4.
Minus One 01:38
[instrumental]
5.
a hunter has you mounted on his wall, stuffed and fat with the smell of woodchips and moth balls on a plaque with a name that is not mine I heard it was lovely and all our friends were there as the dove in white flew into the arms of someone who is not me A TROPHY WIFE HAS HER LEGS IN THE SAND AND HER ROOTS DEEP IN SOMETHING STEPFORD when you’re on the floor in tears qhen you realize you’re alone as your one face is smiling the other is sulking with possibility now, do you think of how it could have been? I dream of you beaten down, I dream of you in your bath aching and crying my name I know you must be missing me after all this time you only think of him when you know that it’s not me coming home A TROPHY WIFE HAS HER LEGS IN THE SAND AND HER ROOTS DEEP IN SOMETHING STEPFORD I know, I know you think… you must think of me I have, I have seen you in my dreams even when I am awake I saw you today, but this time it was different you’re so good at pretending, you almost looked so happy you knew that I was there didn’t you? i would bring you back from a life less us now since I don’t think of you ever, really i wouldn’t take you back if you asked me to if you asked me to, if you asked me to A TROPHY WIFE HAS HER LEGS IN THE SAND AND HER ROOTS DEEP IN SOMETHING STEPFORD
6.
let me fill you up until you can stand me no more wait and see, could I be the one to help you through your life? I don’t understand what I do to myself and to you I finally found a way back inside AND IF I GAVE IT ALL, I COULD NOT GET ENOUGH AND SOMEDAY THIS ALL WILL END FOR US I FINALLY FOUND A WAY BACK INSIDE I just wanted to be your only we’re nothing without each other know that first, oh, you’re my drug your comfort means nothing to me my one and only love I finally found a way back inside I finally found a way back inside AND IF I SAID IT ALL, I COULD NOT HIDE ENOUGH AND SOMEDAY THIS ALL COMES TO AND END AND IF I KILL MY FRIENDS, YOU STILL WOULDN’T FIND AN END AND I STILL HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO PLAN I FINALLY FOUND A WAY BACK INSIDE I FINALLY FOUND A WAY BACK INSIDE let me have the pleasure of knowing you love me or can’t you bear to see me satisfied oh, I just want you to love me even though I can’t or won’t, love myself HAVE I SAID ENOUGH? WILL I STILL GET TO BE THERE FOR YOU FOREVER UNTIL WE DIE? I FINALLY FOUND A WAY BACK INSIDE I FINALLY FOUND A WAY BACK INSIDE
7.
Ninja Magic 03:08
go fucking sit down, there's something i've got to say i know you won't like it, but the truth hurts that way... yeah just give me a second, i want to make sure this comes out right... okay: i never believed you broke those bricks with your mind... yeah i know you saw my shadow when i crept up from behind... i know you're not psychic and you're totally a douche for saying so. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE JUST A BASTARD SON I KNOW YOU WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE BUT NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH i'm embarassed as hell, but now i have to admit a redneck ninja ruined my credit... yeah I NEVER WENT OUT WHEN YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN BUT YOU WERE BRAGGING AND BOASTING LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN
BUT NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH THE BOTTLE TRICK WAS YOUR LAMEST BIT YOU'RE NOT CHANNELING CHI, YOU'RE CHANNELING BULLSHIT CAUSE NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH HE TOOK MY HOUSE, AND HE TOOK MY CAR HE TOOK MY GIRL, I DIDN'T MIND THAT PART BUT THEN HE TOOK MY GUITAR... YEAH REDNECK NINJA REDNECK NINJA STUPID REDNECK NINJA MAGIC AIN'T REAL... YEAH YEAH YEAH BITE IT.
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instrumental
9.
angry youth what have you done? gone and got (a) yourself a plastic gun what do you intend to do? gonna have some fun? theologian, what can you teach me? i already hate (distrust) everyone around me what do you intend to do? gonna have some fun? CROWDED ROOMS CAN BE SO EMPTY AND I FEEL SICK CROWDED ROOMS CAN FEEL SO EMPTY AND I FEEL SICK CROWDED ROOMS CAN GET SO EMPTY AND I FEEL SICK SO WHAT IS LEFT FOR ME TO DO? GONNA HAVE SOME FUN angry youth what have you done? gone and got (a) yourself a plastic gun what do you intend to do? gonna have some fun? CROWDED ROOMS CAN BE SO EMPTY AND I FEEL SICK CROWDED ROOMS CAN FEEL SO EMPTY AND I FEEL SICK CROWDED ROOMS CAN GET SO EMPTY AND I FEEL SICK I CAN'T BELIEVE I FEEL SO EMPTY AND I FEEL SICK SO WHAT IS LEFT FOR ME TO DO? GONNA HAVE SOME FUN angry youth wanna have some fun? use a real gun
10.
I - V - IV 04:50
have you ever wondered why all the songs on the radio sound so good? it's almost like there is some secret scientific formula to use for writing catchy tunes it's three major chords that make up perfect harmonic intervals sound pleasing to the ear songwriters use these chords because it's so easy to write a melody (and harmony) IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR you don't care at all about the verse so i'll play the chorus one more time IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR but you still gotta change it up for the bridge you have to play a little different and if you have a case of writer's block just use the one five four and you never know (no, you never know) no, you never know (you might just write a hit like:) today is the greatest day I've ever known i don't wanna come back down from this cloud it's better than the rest do you have the time to listen to me whine? i smell like a sound, i'm lost and i'm found and i'm hungry like the wolf for the one five four IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR AND YOU NEVER KNOW IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR AND YOU NEVER KNOW IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR AND YOU NEVER KNOW IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR AND YOU NEVER KNOW IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR IT'S TONIC, DOMINANT, SUBDOMINANT IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR IT'S JUST THE ONE FIVE FOUR
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i will kill you i will kill you i will kill you i will kill you BUT I LOVE TO DANCE AND I LOVE TO SING AND I LOVE TO PLAY GUITAR HAPPY PUPPIES DANCING EVERYWHERE AND THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE ALL THE HAPPY PUPPIES MERRILY DANCING IN THE RAIN (oh yeah) DOING THEIR HAPPY PUPPY DANCE OF PAIN i will kill you i will kill you i will kill you i will kill you BUT I LOVE TO DANCE AND I LOVE TO SING AND I LOVE TO PLAY GUITAR HAPPY PUPPIES DANCING EVERYWHERE AND THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE ALL THE HAPPY PUPPIES MERRILY DANCING IN THE RAIN (alright) DOING THEIR HAPPY PUPPY DANCE OF PAIN all the happy puppies have died

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B-Sides, Demos, and Rarities from 1997 - 2008

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released April 12, 2015

Music & Lyrics by M. Hahn except track 1, 2, 3, 10 (music & lyrics by M. Hahn & B. Chase) and track 5 (music by M. Hahn and lyrics by A. Sykes)

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Mom Fears My Music Kennett Square, Pennsylvania

Michael Hahn is a singer, songwriter, sound designer, and recording engineer from Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. In his music he explores humor, love, loss, vulnerability, anger, and hope. Follow "Mom Fears My Music" on Facebook and Instagram.

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